Wednesday, April 8, 2009

ATWOOD XXXIX Teams

THE TEAMS ARE SET:
62 duffers on 14 teams, including the first ever, a Triple D (kind of like the “Triple Lindy”). With no returning Champions (Cheaters), all 14 teams will be chasing that elusive Championship Feeling. Some have experienced that euphoria, however, most of you have not. Some have actually made a career of not winning----------The Committee need not mention names, but you know who you are. Aggers, Gus-Gus, Mario. However, its spring, a new year and anything is possible.

A - B - C - D
Peanut - JR Sheets - Arnold - Condo Man
Reaper - Vern - Jeff Ference - Shaker
Focht - Bill Byrne - K Burke - John Ference
Aggers - Smitty - DC Calley - Joel
Gus Gus - R Muth - Michaels - Big White
Andrews - Purdy - Kubi - Waitkus/Rudy
Carte - Pease - Chew - Snack Boy/Dream
D Collins - Pat Burke - Coach Bruce - Stosh/Chris Ference
Mario - Spleterman - Petri - Kid Dick
Garyn - B Miller - OBrien - Nick Ference/X Factor
Olsen - Kocsis - Pax - Peate
Levi - D Paul - Stever - Poon
King Dick - Jordan - Cua - Lance/Big Daddy-Kibs/Big Daddy
Rick Flair - Stealth - JR Muth - Ferguson

Remember the following:
(1) Rules Meeting, Monday, April 20 - Around the Corner (Lakewood) 7:00pm . The schedule of play will be drawn and explained as only the Director Of Golf- JR Sheets can effectively do.

(2) Actual Tournament play starts at 11:00am on Friday, May 1, 2009. Don’t be in the parking lot wondering where your team is. (Jordan) This is a Shotgun start/ Prize Money ($20) will be collected by The Burke’s.

(3) There will be 2 rounds played on Friday and then we will retire to the Cabin for our catered dinner and festivities. Of course, adult beverages will be available. Rookie Night and the Hall of Fame presentations will commence immediately after dinner. Kibler and Kubinski will MC the events and Dwayne-Dwayne will share some very innovative Stimulus ideas for the economy and “The Rookies”.

(4) Saturday morning (8:30am) will continue with the third round and then the semi-finalists will be determined. The Semi’s and Finals will be played and then we will once again return to the Cabin/Lodge for the celebration.

(5) And as always, if you need more explanation----------ask a Veteran or “Don’t come”


X
The Committee

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

in looking at the teams, I'm wondering whether Garyn can take Miller and NFerence to a Championship like Matt Ferguson did?

The Tournament Handicapper

Nicko said...

At least we know who to blame if we don't win.

Anonymous said...

Grim Reaper, Vern, Jeff Ference & Ray Shaker-----------What is the average age of that team? 103? Can they possibly be upright on Saturday?

The Tournament Handicapper

Anonymous said...

4 Canton guys do not make a team, they do not make a pack, they make a gaggle of short f's

The Tournament Handicapper

Anonymous said...

Dick F___, A balding wallace grad, a kid & an old F___

What's the chance of this team doing anything?

The Tournament Handicapper

Anonymous said...

The Committee should be impeached for sticking a nice guy like DC Calley with three a_holes like that.......

Anonymous said...

Petri Dish and Kid Dick must be excited about playing with a couple of cartoon characters.....
Mutt (Mario) and Jeff (Speterman)

Not Charles Schultz

Anonymous said...

The countdown is on as to what "A" will finally win a Championship!

Aggers------The new Susan Lucci. Has to come to the realization that it may never happen----Golf game is going-going-old.

Mario-------Doesn't meet the minimum height requirement. Hits like Gorilla-Putts like Gorilla.

Gus-Gus------ If I only had a team????? (Hasn't figured out yet that the "A" has to carry the team)

Not the Tournament Handicapper

Anonymous said...

Gus Gus is now Pus Pus.

Not Dream said...

Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls . .. . A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud... Almost feel like a hybrid!
It's almost here!!!!

Anonymous said...

You're all my bitches...BOHICA!!!! you know what that stands for??? Bend Over Here It Comes Again!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Here are some predictions:

JR Sheets is a real B maybe even a strong C.

Shitty is a weak B strong C.

Aggers has some game, but he'll still loose.

Gus is a little baby that will be crying in his froot loops on Sat after his team is out of it, AGAIN!

Shaker, grow a finger Mother Fucker.

Kubi, no chesse balls this year, you all know what I mean.

John, Rodney Dangerfield called and he wants his face back!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think Gus Gus is to classy for this nurdy group of fruitcakes; I'm just glad he cares enough to take in strays...

Anonymous said...

By the comments posted at 9:17 a.m.,it's nice that Mario/Mutt/Curly/Neverachanmp finally discovered where the website is.
although I must admit, if I had to see Mario or Pus-Pus win, I'd go with Mario. No matter - it'only a theory never to be a fact.

Not a four time champ

Anonymous said...

I don't see any comments posted at 917, someone has way too much time on their hands. Now I know why "D"'s like Atwood.

Anonymous said...

Whoever said "The Committee should be impeached for sticking a nice guy like DC Calley with three a_holes like that......." and didn't sign it is a pussy.

She also hasn't spent much quality time with DC Calley.

- Calley's "D-hole"

Anonymous said...

besides the brownies

The Ghost of Bogash said...

Can you imagine a cart trying to get up Cardiac with the All Linemen Double D team of Lance and Big Daddy! I know I can't, I know I can't, I know I can't!

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