Monday, February 28, 2011

Atwood Update

Dear Duffers,

It is with great regret and sadness that, due to:

O’Bama’s Bloated Budget
Kasich assault on collective bargaining and public pension plans
NFL contract terminating
The NFL Players Union Decertification
Egypt
Libya
LiLo (Lindsay Lohan ) trial
Aggers defending
The snow/rain/floods

AND, most importantly, “The OX” not stepping forward and buying Atwood------that Atwood, as we know it, will not take place this Spring. Negotiations are ongoing for Fall and for 2012. Please stay current by reading the website for additional information concerning any satellite tournaments or golf outings that may take place.

The Committee
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P.S. Remember, it wasn’t over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor so “We’ll Be Back”!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

It was a GREAT run.

A.L. Transplant (Pirate Forever)

Anonymous said...

"Stealth" should be removed from the "Hall of Fame" what's a couple million among friends.

Not "The Committee"

Anonymous said...

Just saw on golf channel, David Feherty commenting when Darren Clarke was teeing off at the Tavistock Cup:

"I wish I had the money that built that gut"

- Not a Mormon

Not Not Smitty said...

Bin Laden is dead. Was TF SHeets involved?

I see on Google Earth that there is a golf course in Abbottabad, Pakistan. Maybe the new Atwood?? Look into it Committee!

Not Not Smitty & definitely Not Bin Laden

Anonymous said...

The Lodge and Pro Shop are headed for the wrecking ball. Looks like Atwood as we know it is over. Somehow we all survived.

The Committee said...

Wrecking ball and explosives have been put on hold. Through bidding process the board hopes to keep the entire facliities running. Date of auction to be determined.

Anonymous said...

Word I heard was that Kent State would be taking over "Atwood". Time will tell