Monday, December 7, 2009

Dear Duffers:

Four guys have been going to the Atwood Open for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Smitty's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Smitty's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to Atwood only to find Smitty sitting there in front of the cabin, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the grill.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday.”

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

"So, Here I am!"

The 40th Year Celebration!!

The Committee
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6 comments:

D. Ference said...

that's heartwarming

Anonymous said...

First of all, who would marry our "Smitty"? Secondly, Our "Smitty" is way too cheap to drive to Atwood by himself. It must really be a story about "Dream"

Not the Committee
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Anonymous said...

Dear Not the Committee,
Do you mean Dream was the person handcuffed and tied to the bed?

Anonymous said...

Could be - we've all seen his manginia and he does have some prudy lips. But not as prudy as Kubi's lips.

Not Kid Dick

Anonymous said...

We wouldn't be upset if Smitty couldn't go. As for his wife, it's a mystery to all of us.

Anonymous said...

You mispelt petal. Obviousle, you didn't pass ingles!