Thursday, April 1, 2010

Number One Contender – A Team for the Ages

Only one team will be announced today. Their introduction needs no explanation, but a reminder of their accomplishments probably should be mentioned.

This team brings over 80 years of Atwood experience, countless playoff appearances, and have led their teams to a combined 11 Championships.

Without further ado:

John Ference (A) – Jeff Ference (B) – Lance Ference (C) – Nick/Chris Ference (D)

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

There are a possible 72 points in the Tournament. I figure this "Team for the Ages" would challenge the Kubi's for low team score-22 1/2 pts.


Real Golfers

Your Mom said...

thats not the record low

i think every team ive been on has beat that

Not Your Mom

Anonymous said...

Could Be David Stearn
To The "Team"
Maybe you can get the Russian to pay your entry fee. Obviously the similarities between the New Jersey Nets and the Ference Follies is huge.
And why not have this team compete this year? Certainly would be entertaining well as recording more whiffs than points.
THe team would be Jeff-A, Lance-B,Nick-C,Chris-D, John-D. This is not a double D team. John's D is for dementia.
Not the Rooski

Give that team a name said...

They should be called the 5F club or The Five f'ing Ferences. all on one team? they are like the Flying Wallenda's of Golf. holy shit batman

Anonymous said...

My vote is the F***ing Club:
Old F*** - _____
Smart F*** - _____
Dumb F*** - _____
Fat F*** - ______
Strang F*** - ______
You fill in the blanks.

TF _____

Anonymous said...

My recommendation is Team Cocaine.
As in the Song - When your name is Ferences and you don't know your parents - Cocaine.

The Patroit

Anonymous said...

To all you Metroeers Fans, we are sorry to see you go. We will miss
hearing Metro Mamma take me Hood and the beautiful WV state flower the Satellite Dish.

Maybe DC (IF ANYONE KNOWS ABOUT LOSING TOURNEY GAMES IT'S ME)

Anonymous said...

I've got an original name, how about TF Ference - Team F***ing Ference.

TF Sheets

Anonymous said...

On Easter Sunday------what comments:

The F in Ference/

Anonymous said...

From Really Stupid

Can someone explain the last comment......"The F in Ference/" - on Easter????
Not Rosie

D. Ference said...

jealousy's a bitch


....what the f is a patroit....

Anonymous said...

The F stands for Chris's Atwood golf rating. Rumor has it that there is dissension in the TF Ference ranks. Chris's is becoming a rising star, taking the Ference name in golf to a whole new low. It’s hard for a recent three time champion to be pushed out of the lime light.

Maybe Buba Ference

Anonymous said...

Ference Tales:
Why does John golf instead of fish?
He doesn't have to produce anything to prove his stories.

Could be TF Sheets

Anonymous said...

Ference Tales:
The difference between John playing golf and holding court at the cabin is that in golf he can’t improve his lies.

Maybe H Dog

Anonymous said...

Ference Tales:
To my 2010 partners - today I went out an hit a small bucket of balls.
My golf game is definitely improving. I'm missing the ball much closer than I used to.

The F Man

Anonymous said...

Ference Tales:
N Ference commenting on The F Man's game.
"He's hopeless. He's the only golfer I know who shouts, "Fore," when he putts."

Maybe Stosh

Maybe not anybody said...

Team Ference apparently is sorted by age.
Helpful hint for Team Ference: when hitting a small bucket of balls, it's best to remove the balls from the bucket first.

Anonymous said...

Duffers,
On a serious note, one of the Atwood Legends, Ray Shaker passed away today. I don't know any details but I thought you guys would want to know.
Vern

Anonymous said...

Shake,
Here's a stubble kiss for you!
You'll be missed.

X

Anonymous said...

Shakey's Funeral Details.

Visiting hours 2-4 and 6-8, on Sunday,April 11. There will be visiting hours on Monday, the 12th at 10:30, followed by a sevice and burial.
Busch Funeral Home
7501 Ridge Road
Parma, Ohio
X

Anonymous said...

Here's a big high 4 1/2 for you, Mr. Shaker.

Everyone